TARANTISM: alleged, possibly deadly envenomation, resulting in the uncontrollable urge to DANCE. I can't tell you friends, how good it feels, to have finally worked out the condition that has been plaguing me throughout my decidedly reserved British life. Part of me thought I had just been put under the Imperius curse by some trickster looking for fun, but I've now realised I must have been bitten by a wolf spider at an early age. This is the only explanation for the effect these songs have on me... Enough pabulum. (Also seriously, Julio Bashmore, got to be one of the best names of all time no?)